New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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