for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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