Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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