he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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