Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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