He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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