i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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