so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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