Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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