We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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