Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
she woke up with a sticky ear
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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