His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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