is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
