i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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