I just gift wrapped bread.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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