There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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