So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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