oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
do herpes really smell.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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