I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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