what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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