That's intense
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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