if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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