Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I touched a dick in church today
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
