i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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