Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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