there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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