OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
