I'm drive I can fine osifer
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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