found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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