Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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