Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
