If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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