Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Randomize
