some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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