We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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