when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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