Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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