who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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