I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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