Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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