Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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