Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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