she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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