Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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