He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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