do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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