I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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