Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
the condom got lost in my hair
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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