what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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