Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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