Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
vagina is talking i cant
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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